Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.