Hindi Sms Jokes

Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo todu??

Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai

to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na?
Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye
Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar..