Santa Banta Love SMS Jokes - Santa Banta romantic SMS Jokes - New Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Banta Jokes In HIndi - Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa Banta Love SMS Jokes - Santa Banta romantic SMS Jokes - New Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Banta Jokes In HIndi - Santa Banta Jokes In English

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :-(

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.

Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.

Santa: kyu?

Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.

Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,

to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

Sardar ji Sms Jokes - Santa Sardar JI Sms Shayari

kinj rokan age khad ke jande sajna nu
hun ki aakha mein ladke jande sajna nu
sanuchad ke chup ahipite tur chale
koi puche baho fad ke jande sajna nu
uccha niva mada kuch v bolya nahi
Pher bol kehrene radke jande sajna nu.

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,
wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise?
1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,
to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Meri Ardaas Hai Sacche Rab Aggey,
Sab Nu Pyar Da Muh Dikhai Rabba,
Hun Hor Vicchora Nahi Seh Hunda,
Kite Mera V Yaar Milai Rabba,
Premi Hunde Ne Roop Rabb Da,
Seh Sakde Na Eh Judai Rabba!!!!


Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge:
Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA

kaise pehnuga
Roohan Da Pyar pa ke oh tur Gaye,
Keh gaye ki tahanu Azad kita,
par ohna Azad ho K ki Karna Jina nu,
Tusi rooha tak Barbad kita.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

Santa Banta sms Jokes

 Santa Banta sms, Santa sms jokes, Banta sms Jokes

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa Banta Bhojpuri Jokes

Santa-ee batawa ki ek bakri ka tin tang ta char bakari ke ka go tang?

Banta-barah go!

Santa-Pagale hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai

Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai

Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai

Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai

Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

Tohar sms jab awat hai,

Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.

Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.

Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,

Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.