Bhojpuri Jija Saali SMS Shayari

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se



Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.

New Bhojpuri Shayari

Tu chal jaiba ta ham jiyam kaise,
E phatal kareja ke siyab kaise,
Ham jana tani ki tu prem ke bharal gagri hau
Tu dharakabe na karabu ta ham piyam kaise?

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di

Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di

Etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi

Shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian
Bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a
Peredese tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.

Dhiraj dharah hamhu bekarar hai

Tu hamar jaan hau ta hum tohar pyar hai

Biswash rakhiha aapna pyar pe

Kassam se kahile humtohar hai

Santa Banta Bhojpuri Jokes

Santa-ee batawa ki ek bakri ka tin tang ta char bakari ke ka go tang?

Banta-barah go!

Santa-Pagale hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai

Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai

Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai

Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai

Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

Tohar sms jab awat hai,

Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.

Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.

Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,

Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

Bhojpuri Sms Shayari

Hum mubilewa hath mien

Hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.

Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do

Tu ruth jabu jaibu to jiyab kaise


Tu ruth jabu jaibu to jiyab kaise, phatal krejwa ke siyab kaise
Tu hi to hau hmar soneke surahi, tu hi phoot jaibu to pani piyab kaise.

Shawam me baraka bareseba

Shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian

bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a

peredese tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.

Hamar aansu tohra khatir bahe


Hamar aansu tohra khatir bahe le,
hum tohra ke bada pyar kare le


Suraj ke diaa mat dekhawa

Suraj ke diaa mat dekhawa

ye babuni tani sambhal ke chal ,

tahara aisan kau go paida kar dihan ,

suraj ke diya mat dikhawa ,

bhojpurian ke bute aaj baru ,

najar se utar dihe ta kaha jaibu,

ham ta kahab turant pura samaj se,

mafi manga na ta hamami ke ,

tahara khilaf ago muhim suru karem san,

aur i kasam diaai har ek bhojpuria ke,

ki tahara mati se lagaw ba ta ,

inkara se gana na gawawa ,

na inkar gana suna ,

aage ta tu samajh dar baru.