Santa Banta Love SMS Jokes - Santa Banta romantic SMS Jokes - New Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Banta Jokes In HIndi - Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa Banta Love SMS Jokes - Santa Banta romantic SMS Jokes - New Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Banta Jokes In HIndi - Santa Banta Jokes In English

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :-(

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.

Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.

Santa: kyu?

Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.

Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,

to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’